Curse

kdhoney44 · Feb 08, 2006, 04:12 PM // 16:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofonisba

Him: get some rank nubcake
Him: then tell me i’m not a good team player

(BTW, he was W/R – care to guess how he might have gotten any rank, if he indeed had any?)

Me: thanks for coming and rank means nothing in pve
Him: get some rank
Me: what. ever.
Him: lol
Me: go away
Him: lol

/ignore

This bothers me more the then use of the word n00b or any of its forms. When are people going to learn that rank has absolutely nothing to do with pve.

Poison Ivy · Feb 08, 2006, 04:19 PM // 16:19

Or anything at all!

crazy diamond · Feb 08, 2006, 04:30 PM // 16:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hailfall

They had been pulling this shit on me for a while now and that was the last straw.. And then they tell me that I was acting strange and unreasonable.. right!

You know this is the kind of thing that pisses me off the most. This kind of jackass group mentality. It's usually instigated by one guy, and the rest allow them to get away with it. And if you complain, they make you out to be the bad guy for not putting up with it.

Listen folks, I don't have to put up with your buddies crap, and if theres anyone you should be pissed off at its him for making me want to leave.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofonisba

Me: thanks for coming and rank means nothing in pve

Oh krist, yes. I'm so annoyed by people who jerk off about rank in PvE. It's not the same thing, and it proves little. I hate anyone who brags about anything, be it Fissure Armor, greens, or fame.

Especially with all the fame farming going on. You know rank is worthless when motherfukkin IWAY teams wont take anyone lower than Rank 6.

DABhand · Feb 08, 2006, 05:32 PM // 17:32

Have you ever wondered how FoW or UW brings out the badness and down right idiotic lies of some people...

I was in ToA, advertising to get into a group --

Hammer Warrior LFG to FoW/UW - or warrior chest run.

As you do :P

Got invited into a group, leader (THLIK - The acronym will explain itself later) who is necro is asking us what we have etc, I thought we had a good balanced team and could do well.

I said in TC - You want 125g for entrance from me?
THLIK - Nahh its ok ill pay the way
Me - Nice of ya, thanks buddy

So off we go, N/Me, 2xW/Mo (one being me), 3xMo/E, 2xE/Me

We did what usually you do in FoW, hunt left then back and go right.. Doing well and had 2 shards and a rare shadow bow drop, not for me as usual :P, so we are heading back to kill the group on the right.

Then I noticed THLIK running towards Rasti, so in chat...

Me: Buddy dont talk to Rasti yet
THLIK: What?? We have to so we can do the little quest
Me: You dont have to buddy, he will come up on his own and it will be safer
THLIK: Not another noob warrior, im the leader ok!, Ill decide

At this point other Monks etc say not a good idea, leave Rasti etc, eventually he agress. I just thought maybe hes having a bad day and is a bit on edge he did after all paid for us all to get in.

So we cleared monk groups, and heading towards the building which Rasti wants, he only flies in and agros 5 groups of Abyssals/Archers..

Me: Dude! What you doing?
THLIK: Noob! STFU! OMG! im grouping them for the ele's
Me: Yeah, ok but not 5 groups! As soon as we get near they will run for the eles and monks
THLIK: STFU NOOB! DO AS I SAY!
Me: Fair enough

We got closer and Abyssals rushed monks and ele's.. We lost the monks and eles a few times due to barrage from way off etc. THLIK died ofcourse.

Me and fellow warrior is Rebirthing like mad..

THLIK: REZ ME OMFG YOU NOOBS
Me: We are trying to keep monks alive here
OtherWarrior: yep

So we managed to get them res'd we backed of to recharge, and off we went to kill the archers that are left, so we are fighting and bonder has bonds on us, im using every hammer skill I have.

THLIK: REZ REZ REZ REZ REZ REZ REZ REZ REZ x 5
Me: I cant I dont have energy here to rebirth you
Monk1: I have 5 out of 45 energy
Monk2: I have 3 out of 60 energy
etc

Eventually we cleared out building, talked to Rasti cleared DP's and since no mobs were about we had a chat with THLIK since we had time..

We basically told him to calm down, we need to work as team, sorry if hes had a bad time or whatever..

He apologised and agreed to stay close..

Phewww I thought, disaster averted..

Off we go left, clearing out the plains to kill the Lich's so we can do the book, most of them wanted to do the "book trick" to make it easier, as most was looking for chests to reap rewards from.

So clearing Plains and we spot a chest, I went first so others didnt have to waste keys if its purple. Gold chest, useless shadow shield but was gold anyways.. Everyone proceeds to open chest.. Then

THLIK: Can anyone give me a key?
Me: You didnt buy any keys before? After you said you were hoping for alot of chests?
THLIK: I forget, will you give me one
Me: I only have 4 of them, I cant give out one sorry
THLIK: I buy ok...
Me: Ok Ill sell you one, 1.5P
THLIK: WTF WTF!!! Thought we were going to be a team now, WTF, Its worth 750g!!!
Me: No its worth 1.5P to buy, I aint selling it for a loss of 750g!!
THLIK: IT ISNT WORTH 1.5P!!
Me: Yes Yes your right, its 3P since its a gold chest
THLIK: OMFG YOU F**KING NOOB, F**K YOU. OMFG

on and on it continued.. We notice a mob incoming, we moved away I marked map to say come here, he stands there still cussing and swearing and agros them...

THLIK: OMFG HEAL ME!! WTF!! F**KING MONKS HEAL ME

Group dies we res him, and one of the monks gives him a key for free to just shut him up lol

We decided to talk again.. I didnt start the convo was an ele

Ele1: hey will you f***ing calm down
Me: Can we all calm down please
Ele2: This guy is a r***rd (I hate that word)
THLIK: I AM GREAT PLAYER, I AM IN NO 1 KOREAN GUILD, I WENT TO CHAMPIONSHIPS (Hence his name Thinks He Lives In Korea - THLIK)
Monk2: ROTFLMAO
Monk1 Laughs Heartily
THLIK: HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT ME, YOU ARE ALL NOOBS UNDER ME
Me: wow I must admit for a Korean your english is fantastic, excellent job buddy
THLIK: GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND HOW GREAT I AM
Me: No No was being sarcastic
THLIK: WTF WTF WTF NOOBS! F**K YOU ALL (im imagining that he looks like the Halo2 Player who goes nuts from the video which makes me laugh)

So off we go again, eventually..

Going for the three ghosts in the plain to start book quest

THLIK dies by rushing the monk and archers only to rise the 2 skele archers and ghoul (as i like to call em). Basically he was attacking with Spiteful on him, which we kept reminding him not to as he was damaging everyone else.

So off we go kill the monk boss, and we decided before Warrior2 who had more health would book tank.

THLIK is dead at this point again!

He gets res'd then I get PM from monk2

Monk2: hehehehehe

I knew he used Vengeance :P

Monk3: this guy is a jerk im gonna leave (by this time I thought Monk3 couldnt speak english or something)
Me: Hey buddy, nice to hear ya talk

Dont worry Monk2 has Vengeance on him
Monk3: Ahhh this will be most interesting Ill stick around to watch ^ ^

So everyone was PM'd to say he had Vengeance, much to everyones agreeance and Joy

THLIK proceeds to pick up book and starts running to ghosts to finish quest.

Me: Dude where are you going?
THLIK: IM DING BOOK TRCIK NOOB (his spelling is geeting worse he must be fuming :P)
Me: Book Trick??? Thats not the Book Trick by getting XP for it
THLIK: OMG OMFG OMG OMG UR A F**KING NOB (err noob or knob I dunno lol)

Then the most amazing thing ever, he collapses dead, mass hurrahs and cheers and claps from our group... There was rejoicing!

THLIK: OMFG OMFG I DIED OMFG YOU HAXED ME IM F**KING TELLING OMFG OMFG
Monk2: Vengeance is sweet
THLIK: WTF VENGENCE!! YOU HACED ME IM REPRTIN U OMFG

We decided this guy only ascended lol a group decision this one :P Seeing as he dont know what Vengeance is..

So hes lying down spamming OMFG REZ ME all the time still dead, we all iggy him and clear out the forgemasters area do mission, one Ele buys her fissure armor, everything was cool.

There was 20 shard drops that day, 3 already to THLIK and another 3 sat about for him (How come idiots always seem to get the best drops??).

So we removed iggy on him and hes still cursing and swearing - Much rejoicing was had lol

Monk2: I seen 3 shards for you, we can pick em up now if we want, but if you behave we will rez you to get them
THLIK: ok im sorry (no caps an improvement)
Monk2: I am using Vengeance on THLIK

He res's

THLIK: HAHAHA YOU NOOBS HAHAHAHAHAHA F**K YOU ALL, YOUR FAMLYS!!
THLIK: I HAD BEST STUFF, HAHAHAHAHA
Monk2: HAHAHAHAHA
*cut off Vengeance*
THLIK: OMFG OMFG OMFG YOU HAXED ME AGAIN OMFG OMFG..

We then proceeded to tell him who the noob was.

1. If he was in Korea he wouldnt be standing in European District English-1 to goto FoW/UW
2. He didnt know what vengeance was
3. He didnt know what the book trick was
4. He didnt know price of obsidian keys
5. He didnt wait for everyone to recharge
6. Half of the time he agrod countless groups

So we then decided who got least shards etc, and split the 3 between them.

We left with ok golds from chests (3 of them) and dark remains, shards, skele bones... Much rejoicing was had when we left...

He never came back to ToA, I think he was still in FoW lying dead saying OMFG OMFG OMFG.. Well I hope thats what happened at the end :P

crazy diamond · Feb 08, 2006, 05:47 PM // 17:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by DABhand

Monk2: Vengeance is sweet

This is by far the best part of that story. Awesome all around.

DABhand · Feb 08, 2006, 05:50 PM // 17:50

Yeah brought a tear of laughter that line

I wonder if the guy is about, whenever im on hes not online in friends list lol

Ayres_Spellbinder · Feb 08, 2006, 06:09 PM // 18:09

Sweet DAB, that was well worth the read. I love ppl like that. Think they are the king of the world and then get put in their place.

Legeonation · Feb 08, 2006, 06:11 PM // 18:11

Hehehe that was a great one DABhand

. I don't think I've ever run into anything quite like that since I've been playing gw.

Shantel Span · Feb 08, 2006, 06:11 PM // 18:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by DABhand

THLIK: HAHAHA YOU NOOBS HAHAHAHAHAHA F**K YOU ALL, YOUR FAMLYS!!
THLIK: I HAD BEST STUFF, HAHAHAHAHA
Monk2: HAHAHAHAHA
*cut off Vengeance*
THLIK: OMFG OMFG OMFG YOU HAXED ME AGAIN OMFG OMFG..

I would pay you an ecto (if i had one...

) to see this!

FoMoCoStang · Feb 08, 2006, 06:21 PM // 18:21

good times...lol

Vengance is sweet.

saphir · Feb 08, 2006, 06:59 PM // 18:59

that's hilarious hehe - sounds like the griefing bastard got what he deserved
i love vengence although i'd mention it sounds like the monk was using unyeilding aura which is an actual enchant you can manage. UA is so fun, if only it wasn't an elite i'd carry it all the time lol

Sai of Winter · Feb 08, 2006, 07:03 PM // 19:03

DABhand, greatest...story...EVER!!!

The endless barrage of the word noob as an insult by him was hilarious! It made him sound unintelligent, which I think he was.

kdhoney44 · Feb 08, 2006, 07:11 PM // 19:11

Bravo DAB! That is hilarious

Love it when people like that get what they deserve..hehe

fintor · Feb 08, 2006, 07:13 PM // 19:13

i had one recently. It was in frost gate mission, we had 1 monk (Mo/E) a couple tanks, a mes and me (N/Mo i know its not the greatest build but i have fun with it). We get to the first group of ice golems, when our monk runs in and aggros them and the following patrol. Needless to say he dies quickly so i try to heal, however pathetic the attempt was we lived through that.

I res the monk and ask him to leave the aggro for the tanks, that is what they are there for. His reply:"What is tank?". This doesnt bother me since i like to help new players, so the group and i explain to him what a tank is and is used for.

Next group of Ice Golems and Summit, tanks rush in and take the aggro. I start spamming my life siphon, faintheartedness when i see monk run behid the tanks and cast firestorm. Mob rushes monk, i then cast mark of pain to try to get them off the monk which pretty much killed the mob.

Tank 1: Who cast firestorm?
mes: monk did.
Me: Please dont nuke, you are not a nuker you are a healer.
Monk: What is nuke?
(group explains to him nuking)
Tank2: Please dont cast any ele spells just heal, we will take care of the rest.
Monk agrees and we go on about our way.

We make it through the frostfire (sp?) cave and proceed towards the ballista. We explain to the monk what the tanks are going to do in regards to pulling the summit off the hill. Monk runs up to the side of the tanks and aggros all the groups on the hill. Once again monk dies and my measly attempt at monking saves only one tank. The monk then says that his warrior is better than his monk. What does that have to do with the situation we are in at the moment?

Monk then says that his warrior is lvl 20 with perfect armor.

Tank 2: So you have a lvl 20 warrior and you dont know how to play as a team?
Monk: F*** YOU!!
Me: You have a lvl 20 tank yet you dont know what nuking is? let alone what a tank is?
(group laughs)
Monk: F*** YOU ALL!!!!

From here we just try to run the mission. There is a lot of cursing from the monk but he is not healing anyone anymore. So once again i try to play a sad sad monk but we do manage to gimp our way around long enough for rurik to get to where ever he is going.

Cherno · Feb 08, 2006, 07:46 PM // 19:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by fintor

Tank 2: So you have a lvl 20 warrior and you dont know how to play as a team?
Monk: F*** YOU!!
Me: You have a lvl 20 tank yet you dont know what nuking is? let alone what a tank is?
(group laughs)
Monk: F*** YOU ALL!!!!

While not knowing exactly how he got to lvl 20, I suspect this is the common case of "I got run all the way through" syndrome.

It makes me sad to see people who have gotten run all through without having ever gotten through the game (at least to the fire islands) through the normal grind on their first character.

Last night a couple guildies and I were going through Hell's Precipice and we are waiting forever to get 1 monk (much less the two we wanted) to join. We had a necro on the team who was getting very frustrated and started showing the signs of being a troublesome team member.

He starts asking if we want to pay someone to monk for us. To which we all replied "Hell no."

He decides he is willing to offer up some cash of his own so we add that to our message. Finally get a guildie monk and another monk who finally popped in.

Away we go with a tank, 3 eles, a ranger, 2 monks and the necro.

Despite having a very competent tank and ranger, when we get to the armageddon lords and start trying to pull the pop up hands and fists, the necro constantly keeps going up with the warrior and ranger on their attempt to pull. We kept politely asking him to stay back, to which we get no responses from him, nor is he actually doing anything that would warrant him needing to go up and agro.

So our warrior sits, and we threaten to not heal him if he keeps it up.

He finally comes back and says "whine". At that point I tell him "At least explain why you feel you need to pull rather than just f'ing ignoring everyone"

He doesn't say anything and we proceed on through the rest of the mission up to the lich. As most know, you have to kill the lich near or on the center of the bloodstone, evn if they don't we mentioned it. Well necro boy is at it again. He keeps getting transported into the lava. And when the second wave of the lich is at about 1-2% life and off the dias working his way back up. The necro starts attacking him, about to kill him off the bloodstone.

We start yelling at him and he backs off.
We finish up and I finally "finish" the game for the first time with any of my characters.

Sofonisba · Feb 08, 2006, 08:19 PM // 20:19

We all have heard of people who have finished the game using henches all the way. It's possible, I buy its possibility, and I'm impressed by it.

What would truly be an accomplishment worth crowing about, is if someone went through and did every mission, Great Northern Wall through Hell's Precipice, start to finish, with totally random PUGs only.

P.S. I don't volunteer to try it myself. Just saying.

DABhand · Feb 08, 2006, 08:30 PM // 20:30

Yeah I had to do most of the game with henchies, I usually farm in grenths/SF with em also...

Cant be bothered with the bitching & fighting etc, unfortunately FoW and UW are different,as you see with the above post :P

Im not bragging but I managed hells precipice first time with henchies, they were useless when I was alive, but somehow became amazing when I was dead on the ground.. One of those mysterious things :P

Cherno · Feb 08, 2006, 08:30 PM // 20:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofonisba

What would truly be an accomplishment worth crowing about, is if someone went through and did every mission, Great Northern Wall through Hell's Precipice, start to finish, with totally random PUGs only.

Apart from Hell's Precipice, that's me. Would have done it with a pug group had a couple guildies not been around.

I only did quests with henchies and PUGs for missions.

PUGs aren't that bad and especially in pre-desert missions they are all pretty understanding. Our guild leader almost refuses to do anything with PUGs, and I keep trying to change his mind. Just having to be aware of the types of things that won't make a good team, asking the right questions up front and communicating.

I enjoy the grind with each new character. It helps me to learn the skills and peculiarities of each new class. The only runs I ever have done are now from Beacons to droks, buy my armor and start back on course again. I also have my guild do the Desert Tour for me. Then I go and fight through missions and quests as normal.

MSecorsky · Feb 08, 2006, 08:47 PM // 20:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofonisba

We all have heard of people who have finished the game using henches all the way. It's possible, I buy its possibility, and I'm impressed by it.

What would truly be an accomplishment worth crowing about, is if someone went through and did every mission, Great Northern Wall through Hell's Precipice, start to finish, with totally random PUGs only.

P.S. I don't volunteer to try it myself. Just saying.

Actually, that's the only way I do them. Never did one with henches or a guild.

DABhand · Feb 08, 2006, 09:28 PM // 21:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ure Maker

hi ho

ok sit back this is looooooong

so it started when i was in the tombs of primeval kings i was trying to sell the victos blade at 85k (2 seperate people told me that i was selling cheap at 65k and that i might find the right buyer at 85-100k, also the night before i sold 1 for 100k the guy was desperate for one and offered me 100k)

so i said [WTS] victos blade [85k]

i get pinged with

him:"OMG wat a rip off u a ?$%^ "££$?&^£"

now i dont take kindly to threats and from some1 i dont know i got kinda angry

so i said

me:"WTF get lost i sold one for more last night and to seperate people told me 2 sell higher which i am so get lost"

pinged again with more of the above

so i said again "get lost i dont care wat u think"

pinged again more THREATS

so i said :"get lost ure propably a 12 year old who hasnt got a clue how to play the game and ure mother bought u this for christmas so F$?% OFF!"

get a ping

him:"eh, no u "muffed"(wat ever that is) come down to EAST LONDON and u will get ure ass kicked"

Now i was extremely pi^^ed i do martial arts so i know how to defend myself and this jerk was theatning

i say :" dude come to glasgow and in to minutes u will get sta^^ed with ure attitude"(not saying i would stab him, just getting a point across)

now instead of TRYING to insult (which he was not) he said o u scottish still wear kilts

i say :"yes actually caus we got the balls to do it (amongst other male parts) which u obviously aint got"

he replies :"STFU england whooped scotland killed all of u so there"

me: "WTF has scottish v england history got anything to do with me selling a green item NOTHING do i care that scotland had a hard time with england not really so f^^k off"no reply for a while then........." if england were to go to war with scotland we would win]

etc.etc..

I dont mean to be rude but you did ask for it, with the mother comment..